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Meet the white caps that say “this is so you”.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Gifts for mums: “go ask dad.” and “off duty.” for the woman who deserves five minutes to herself  \u003cbr\u003e• Gifts for new mums: “new mum. send help.” — best delivered with lunch and an offer to help  \u003cbr\u003e• Gifts for wine lovers: “more wine please.” for the friend who’s done explaining herself  \u003cbr\u003e• Gifts for teens and siblings: “mogging.” and “no thank u.” for their very specific sense of humour  \u003cbr\u003e• Gifts for your bestie: “unbothered.” and “do it lady.” for encouragement, attitude or a little of both  \u003cbr\u003e• Funny Australian gifts: “barely surviving: this economy.” for the mate who gets it  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach adjustable cotton cap has a relaxed fit and a minimal look that works with activewear, an oversized tee or a favourite holiday outfit. Made for coffee runs, girls’ weekends, pram walks and hiding the hair you haven’t had time to wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore the limited edition hat collection by Wine Not the Brand. Pick their personality, find your current mood or send someone a wearable inside joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGood gifts say “I know you”. These ones say it on a hat.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"wine-not-white-cap-wine-not-the-brand-wine-hat","title":"Wine Not the Brand Logo Cap - White Hat | Limited Edition | Wine Not the Brand","description":"\u003cp\u003eHot girl walks. Coffee runs. Winery weekends. Wine not?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Wine Not white cap is your everyday essential for repping your favourite wine brand. Featuring the black Wine Not the Brand logo on crisp white cotton, this wine hat brings a clean, minimal aesthetic to your activewear, oversized tee or weekend outfit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you’re heading out for a morning walk, meeting friends for coffee or exploring your favourite cellar door, the relaxed fit and adjustable strap keep things comfortable. The pre-curved brim helps shade your face on sunny days.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLooking for a white hat to finish your off-duty look or a gift for a wine lover? 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Part of our limited edition holiday range, this white hat features simple black “off duty.” lettering for a clean, minimal aesthetic that goes with activewear, an oversized tee or your school-run uniform.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSchool holidays? Kids at home? Someone asking for another snack? We can’t promise they’ll read the hat, but we appreciate the intention.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom morning walks and coffee catch-ups to winery weekends and a little kid-free time, the relaxed fit and adjustable strap keep things comfortable. The pre-curved brim helps shade your face on sunny days, while the understated design keeps your look effortlessly put together. Even when you’re running on dry shampoo and your child’s leftover toast.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA relatable gift for the mum who does it all.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLooking for a funny gift for mum, a Christmas gift for your bestie or an off duty mum hat for yourself? This wearable nod to mum-life is made for millennial women whose wish list starts with “a minute to myself”. An easy pick for your wife, sister, mum friend - or your own well-deserved holiday wardrobe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% cotton twill: soft and comfortable for everyday wear \u003cbr\u003e• White cap with black “off duty.” lettering: a clean, minimal look that goes with almost anything \u003cbr\u003e• Relaxed fit: unstructured, six-panel design with a low-profile shape \u003cbr\u003e• Pre-curved brim: adds shade for sunny outings \u003cbr\u003e• Adjustable Velcro strap: customise your fit \u003cbr\u003e• One size fits most: head circumference approximately 58cm \u003cbr\u003e• Limited edition: part of the Wine Not the Brand holiday range \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOff duty. On your head. 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Especially the one who’s stopped writing paragraphs and started replying “noted”.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% cotton twill: soft and comfortable for everyday wear \u003cbr\u003e• White cap with black “unbothered.” lettering: a clean, minimal look that goes with almost anything \u003cbr\u003e• Relaxed fit: unstructured, six-panel design with a low-profile shape \u003cbr\u003e• Pre-curved brim: adds shade for sunny outings \u003cbr\u003e• Adjustable Velcro strap: customise your fit \u003cbr\u003e• One size fits most: head circumference approximately 58cm \u003cbr\u003e• Limited edition: part of the Wine Not the Brand holiday range \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHat on. Notifications off. 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Featuring simple black “designated driver.” lettering on crisp white cotton, this limited edition hat makes your role clear before anyone offers you a wine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust point to the hat. Sparkling water, please.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePart of our limited edition holiday range, it’s made for winery weekends, Christmas catch-ups and girls’ trips where someone’s keeping the keys. You’re there for the company, the cheese platter and full editorial control over the drive-home soundtrack.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe clean, minimal aesthetic pairs easily with activewear, an oversized tee or your favourite summer outfit. With a soft, relaxed fit and adjustable strap, this white cap keeps things comfortable from the first stop to the last drop-off. 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The lettering handles the small talk.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA gift for someone with excellent boundaries. Or absolutely no patience.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLooking for a funny gift for a teenager, a Christmas gift for your bestie or a sassy hat for your next girls’ trip? The No Thank U cap works for moody teens, sisters, nieces and anyone who appreciates an accessory with a ready-made response. 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