Barely Surviving This Economy Cap – White Hat | Limited Edition | Wine Not the Brand

Checked your bank balance. Put the cheese back. Came home to another bill.

In this economy? Barely surviving.

The Barely Surviving This Economy cap by Wine Not the Brand puts the cost-of-living group chat on your head. Featuring black “barely surviving: this economy.” lettering on crisp white cotton, this limited edition slogan hat delivers two readings. You’re barely surviving the economy. The economy’s barely surviving. Either way, you’d like a refund.

Part of our limited edition holiday range, it’s for Australians whose financial planning includes checking what’s on special and wondering how “just grabbing a few things” became a major purchase.

Wear it for your supermarket reality check, your bring-a-coffee-from-home walk or the catch-up where everyone agrees Australia feels a bit cooked. A clean, minimal aesthetic. A deeply unminimal list of expenses.

The relaxed fit and adjustable strap keep things comfortable, while the pre-curved brim helps shade your face on sunny days. At least your outfit has itself together.

A relatable gift for the friend who laughs so they don’t check their banking app.

Looking for a funny Australian gift, a cost-of-living joke gift or a Christmas present for your equally over-it bestie? This white slogan cap is for millennial mates, siblings and anyone whose most-used phrase is “how much?”.

• 100% cotton twill: soft and comfortable
• White cap with black “barely surviving: this economy.” lettering
• Relaxed fit: unstructured, six-panel, low-profile design
• Pre-curved brim: adds shade for sunny outings
• Adjustable Velcro strap
• One size fits most: head circumference approximately 58cm
• Limited edition holiday range

Financially? Questionable. The hat? Excellent.

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